Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots (carets!)
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q. What is the difference between a new-age rabbit that is preparing for the future and one that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Why does the Easter Bunny Bring Eggs?
Big Ass Tax Write-off.
Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
Would you want to hunt for Christmas Balls?
He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job!
Easter Bunny Jokes
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Q. How do you get letter to a bunny?
A. Hare mail.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What do you call a very smart bunny?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff's on the wrong end.
Q. What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A. A hare cut.
Q. Why do rabbits do so well at school?
A. They're experts at multiplication.
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny!
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the retail store.
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep, beep"...run over all the ether bunnies.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry--all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!"
~~ Note: bound to be SOME repeats in the bunch ~~
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots (carets!)
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q. What is the difference between a new-age rabbit that is preparing for the future and one that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Why does the Easter Bunny Bring Eggs?
Big Ass Tax Write-off.
Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
Would you want to hunt for Christmas Balls?
He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job!
Easter Bunny Jokes
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Q. How do you get letter to a bunny?
A. Hare mail.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A harenet.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What do you call a very smart bunny?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff's on the wrong end.
Q. What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A. A hare cut.
Q. Why do rabbits do so well at school?
A. They're experts at multiplication.
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny!
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the retail store.
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep, beep"...run over all the ether bunnies.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry--all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!"
~~ Note: bound to be SOME repeats in the bunch ~~
