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    Exclamation Three Killer Attack Dolphins Are On The Loose

    Three Ukrainian Killer Attack Dolphins Escaped - Business Insider


    The Ukrainian military has apparently lost three of its trained military attack dolphins in the Black Sea, RIA Novosti reports.

    Supposedly, the dolphins swam away from their handlers during training exercises earlier this month, though Ukraine's Defence Ministry denied the reports.

    ...they are supposedly also trained to kill enemy divers with knives and pistols attached to their heads, according to RIA Novosti. Some could also be trained to place explosive devices on enemy ships.




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    Good. I hope those dolphins come back in ninja mode and kill the mfers that forced them to go against their nature to help man, not harm man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
    Three Ukrainian Killer Attack Dolphins Escaped - Business Insider


    The Ukrainian military has apparently lost three of its trained military attack dolphins in the Black Sea, RIA Novosti reports.

    Supposedly, the dolphins swam away from their handlers during training exercises earlier this month, though Ukraine's Defence Ministry denied the reports.

    ...they are supposedly also trained to kill enemy divers with knives and pistols attached to their heads, according to RIA Novosti. Some could also be trained to place explosive devices on enemy ships.




    How do they shoot pistols attached to their heads?
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    This sounds like Austin Powers and sharks with laser beams on their head.

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    Ever heard

    Of a bang stick commonly used for sharks. 12 gauge shell that goes boom on impact.
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    I just started not being scared of bath tubs since watching Jaws when I was 7 and now this.
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    T-Bone and Heather were talking about this today.

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    Those bastages! Dolphins are naturally friendly....why, whyyyyyy ruin them?!

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