At least he's honest....

[PJumper]

A Suspect Should Never Waive His Rights And Tell The Cops, "I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby." | The Smoking Gun

 

[bcp]

and he had the decency to Darwin himself.

 

[itsbob]

You think this guy is screwed in the head, I want them to introduce the girlfriend..

 

[BOP]

Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges

 

[itsbob]

Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges

I guess that was another day the girlfriend didn't show up..

 

[Lurk]

I guess that was another day the girlfriend didn't show up..

Auto-erotic asphyxiation accident?

 

[MMDad]

Poor Lance.