On a side note, when we arrived we were parked next to a small pickup truck. As soon as they turned off their engine, the couple inside immediately started some serious making out. I'm guessing they were mid-50s. She can only be described as a Tammy Faye look-a-like. He, just a tall overweight redneck.
There are a lot of people around by now with kids running around. There was loud music playing and Tammy Faye got out and started dancing and the only thing missing was the pole. This was too much for Cleatus, so they got back in the truck and covered the windows with blankets.
He eventually exited the vehicle and still had his "O" face on. Then they were both sitting outside the truck in their chairs completely underneath a blanket. I'm guessing that wasn't his wife.