Useless Information

butterfly

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Useless Information

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9
months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall
uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...
quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 
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justhangn

Guest
Originally posted by butterfly

Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


It has been proven that certain species of monkeys have sex for pleasure too.


More useless information.
 

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Re: Re: Useless Information

Originally posted by justhangn



It has been proven that certain species of monkeys have sex for pleasure too.


More useless information.

My mom had a male spider monkey as a pet in college. When he reached the age of sexual maturity she had to get rid of him because he tried to "do" everything including pleasuring himself. When someone new would come in he'd jump right on their head. :roflmao:
 
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justhangn

Guest
Re: Re: Re: Useless Information

Originally posted by pixiegirl


My mom had a male spider monkey as a pet in college. When he reached the age of sexual maturity she had to get rid of him because he tried to "do" everything including pleasuring himself. When someone new would come in he'd jump right on their head. :roflmao:

I think I have driven through that sextion of town before. :lmao:
 

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Useless Information

Originally posted by pixiegirl


My mom had a male spider monkey as a pet in college. When he reached the age of sexual maturity she had to get rid of him because he tried to "do" everything including pleasuring himself. When someone new would come in he'd jump right on their head. :roflmao:
Sounds like Richard Pryors old routine about one he had. :lmao:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Useless Information

Originally posted by pixiegirl
My mom had a male spider monkey as a pet in college. When he reached the age of sexual maturity she had to get rid of him because he tried to "do" everything including pleasuring himself. When someone new would come in he'd jump right on their head. :roflmao:
Reminds me of the Friends episode.... :lmao:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
They can also bite. A friend's daughter had one and it bit her hand down to the bone. She has had to have surgery because of the damage.
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Richard Pryor

Black comedian from the late 70's; he was freebasing coke and burned his face. Am I that old?:frown:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Break out the rocking chairs

First "classic" rock - now "classic" comedians? I'm really feeling my age now. :bawl:

How can I forget watching Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in "Stir Crazy" or "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" - or his concert films? He was the BOMB in the 70's and 80's.
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Break out the rocking chairs

Originally posted by jazz lady

How can I forget watching Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in "Stir Crazy" or "See No Evil, Hear No Evil"
You did me one better - I couldn't remember the names of the movies. :lol:
 
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