I hope you guys would not do this!

[PJumper]

Texas Man Afraid Of Wife Fakes Kidnapping To Go Drinking With Friends, Police Say | Fox News Latino

 

[..._]

Texas Man Afraid Of Wife Fakes Kidnapping To Go Drinking With Friends, Police Say | Fox News Latino

Could have been one of those mail order brides he could not return.

 

[desertrat]

Texas Man Afraid Of Wife Fakes Kidnapping To Go Drinking With Friends, Police Say | Fox News Latino

Dumb ass.

 

[bcp]

Could have been one of those mail order brides he could not return.

once the package is open and used, it is hard to return it.
maybe if you clean it real good so they cant tell?

 

[..._]

once the package is open and used, it is hard to return it.
maybe if you clean it real good so they cant tell?

Maybe he opened the package and found it HAD been used!!!!

 

[BOP]

Texas Man Afraid Of Wife Fakes Kidnapping To Go Drinking With Friends, Police Say | Fox News Latino

There's a song about that....crap, now it's going to bug the snot out of me until I remember what it was....

Dammit!

Edit: Aha!

 

[GURPS]

Andaverde was charged with making a false report to police. He was released on $5,000 bail.

why did police charge the husband, he did not call the police