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    Routinely Derailed Railroad's Avatar
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    Mr. and Mrs. Duck

    Mr. and Mrs. Duck just consummated their nuptials. I didn't witness the act, just what happened (apparently immediately) afterward. The afterward activity was so cool. He swam in circles around her, head held low with his neck parallel to the water, while she bathed. They both "looked happy." I've been told that they're partners for life.
    IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT!

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    Actually Ducks form bonds in order to reproduce unlike geese and swans that mate for life. Ducks do what is called Seasonal Monogamy


    That said if you keep them and they are the only ones then they will likely remain a couple. If they lay and reproduce they will start mating with sisters daughters etc. They are not overly particular.

    My friend has ducks and i had one i helped her with as he was hatched by chickens and Sam I am The Duck went on to become a Fertile Myrtle. I have never seen a duck lay so many eggs and produce so many ducks Wow.
    So be prepared.

    What type of ducks are Mr and Mrs Duck?

    April

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    Quote Originally Posted by Railroad View Post
    Mr. and Mrs. Duck just consummated their nuptials. I didn't witness the act, just what happened (apparently immediately) afterward. The afterward activity was so cool. He swam in circles around her, head held low with his neck parallel to the water, while she bathed. They both "looked happy." I've been told that they're partners for life.
    Time to learn the true fact about ducks.

    ‎"I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin99 View Post
    Time to learn the true fact about ducks.

    Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin99 View Post
    Time to learn the true fact about ducks.
    Seen this before.
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin99 View Post
    Time to learn the true fact about ducks.

    WOW And I thought my sex life was complicated....

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