Senior fun

I'm a dad living with my daughter.
Yesterday she again asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite
topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I
go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a
lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined
a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...I signed up for
five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I'm a dad living with my daughter.
Yesterday she again asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite
topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I
go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a
lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined
a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...I signed up for
five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.


Not sure if this is a joke or what you're up to these days....


:evil:


:lmao:
 
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