A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said, "Hell no...get away from me...you’re a sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said, "Hell no...get away from me...you’re a sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Come sit by me... we will ride to Hell together. 
Every now and then, I'll get fancy and throw a raspberry in there...