He wouldn't share his noodles

[Misfit]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...ictims-heart-after-row-about-noodles-in-China

A MAN has been arrested after slashing open a man's throat and chest before PULLING OUT HIS STILL BEATING HEART and BITING it – over a row about NOODLES.

"He sliced the man open like he was a bag of rice, and pulled his heart out in front of us all, I swear it was still beating.

"Several people fainted, I wish I could have fainted. I can't stop seeing it even when I close my eyes."

 

[migtig]

Those must have been some awesome noodles.

 

[Toxick]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...ictims-heart-after-row-about-noodles-in-China

Sometimes you just need noodles dammit.








I wonder if bath salts were involved.

 

[KDENISE977]

Those noodles are TO DIE FOR !!

 

[Misfit]

My daughter would stab me over noodles, I just know she would. Noodles with butter & salt is her favorite thing ever.

 

[KDENISE977]

My daughter would stab me over noodles, I just know she would. Noodles with butter & salt is her favorite thing ever.

My kid would stab me with his plastic spoon if I tried to touch his whipped cream

 

[Misfit]

My kid would stab me with his plastic spoon if I tried to touch his whipped cream

We've had some pretty serious arguments in my house about "who ate all the whipped cream". Mrs. Misfit won't buy it anymore because it causes such dissension.

 

[RoseRed]

My kid would stab me with his plastic spoon if I tried to touch his whipped cream

Who needs a spoon? Just squirt the can in your mouth. No fuss, no muss!

 

[KDENISE977]

We've had some pretty serious arguments in my house about "who ate all the whipped cream". Mrs. Misfit won't buy it anymore because it causes such dissension.

now I know what to get you for Christmas

 

[Misfit]

now I know what to get you for Christmas

Is it a new wife?

 

[KDENISE977]

Who needs a spoon? Just squirt the can in your mouth. No fuss, no muss!

a 3 year old

 

[slotpuppy]

Is it a new wife?

I bet MMdad know where you can find one.

 

[Misfit]

Who needs a spoon? Just squirt the can in your mouth. No fuss, no muss!

For some reason I find this arousing.

 

[KDENISE977]

I bet MMdad know where you can find one.

you're wrong for that

 

[slotpuppy]

you're wrong for that

Should I say I am sorry?

 

[BOP]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...ictims-heart-after-row-about-noodles-in-China

You sure this wasn't Florida?

 

[Hijinx]

You sure this wasn't Florida?

I believe we can assume that if this guy is imprisoned, no one will bother him at mealtime.

 

[GURPS]

Who needs a spoon? Just squirt the can in your mouth. No fuss, no muss!

2 fingers in the cool whip