Larry Gude
Strung Out
...if you put too much crap on your page, I just close it and leave. I'll forget and come maybe another time and then, when your page is capturing my browser, making the whole world pause, starting videos I didn't click on, letting me read a few lines and THEN taking me to an ad that says it will let me finish in a minute, I click out. Soon enough, I remember and...
...I don't go back to your ####ing NOISY, LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, BUSY, ANNOYING STUPID MOTHER####ING SITE.
Now, if, on the other hand, your site is easy to use, doesn't browser rape me, is fast, lets me get right to the content, FAST, EASY, guess what? I go back and back and back and, guess what else, I see your passive ads. They make an impact through...TOM...top of mind awareness. That's right. Repetition.
So, SCREAM at me and I am not coming back. Be hard to use and I am not coming back. Capture my browser, I AM NOT COMING BACK
Be friendly and accommodating and inviting and easy, well, baby, I'm coming back time and time again. Link to you, tell all my friends, all of that.
Just some friendly advise because, guess what, browser rapists, your content is either gonna be had somewhere else soon enough or, the interest will be gone and it won't matter.
So, treat me like you want to. Just understand what that means in terms of how I will respond.
...I don't go back to your ####ing NOISY, LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, BUSY, ANNOYING STUPID MOTHER####ING SITE.
Now, if, on the other hand, your site is easy to use, doesn't browser rape me, is fast, lets me get right to the content, FAST, EASY, guess what? I go back and back and back and, guess what else, I see your passive ads. They make an impact through...TOM...top of mind awareness. That's right. Repetition.
So, SCREAM at me and I am not coming back. Be hard to use and I am not coming back. Capture my browser, I AM NOT COMING BACK
Be friendly and accommodating and inviting and easy, well, baby, I'm coming back time and time again. Link to you, tell all my friends, all of that.
Just some friendly advise because, guess what, browser rapists, your content is either gonna be had somewhere else soon enough or, the interest will be gone and it won't matter.
So, treat me like you want to. Just understand what that means in terms of how I will respond.