Larry Gude
Strung Out
...fellas, if you're not used to having a woman around and one stays over for the weekend and uses your shower, try and leave yourself a reminder to enter like it is an ice skating rink. The floor WILL be a LOT slipperier that you recall.
Also, it is brighter in there than you remember.
Further, when you can't find your shampoo, yes, it used to be the one bottle in the shower and, therefore, relatively easy to find, but, don't despair. Just keep digging. It is still in there somewhere behind the other 27 bottles of stuff.
CAUTION; one of them bottles may well be the cleaner she used to make the shower brighter and, presuming you've forgotten what that even looks like, don't just grab any bottle and think it will be fine. It will still clean you but, that #### burns.
Lastly, and this should be first, check for a towel before entering because the 6 or 7 fresh ones you thought were stacked in there under all that dust have been used and moved to the laundry which explains the pile in the laundry room. These things are related.
Oh, and if you shave in the shower like a proper environmentally sensitive Neanderthal who doesn't make 3 or 4 jobs out of one, you're razor is going to have a fresh blade in it so, be careful not to take your face off with that first swipe.
Remember; Warnings are no good if you don't heed them.
Also, it is brighter in there than you remember.
Further, when you can't find your shampoo, yes, it used to be the one bottle in the shower and, therefore, relatively easy to find, but, don't despair. Just keep digging. It is still in there somewhere behind the other 27 bottles of stuff.
CAUTION; one of them bottles may well be the cleaner she used to make the shower brighter and, presuming you've forgotten what that even looks like, don't just grab any bottle and think it will be fine. It will still clean you but, that #### burns.
Lastly, and this should be first, check for a towel before entering because the 6 or 7 fresh ones you thought were stacked in there under all that dust have been used and moved to the laundry which explains the pile in the laundry room. These things are related.
Oh, and if you shave in the shower like a proper environmentally sensitive Neanderthal who doesn't make 3 or 4 jobs out of one, you're razor is going to have a fresh blade in it so, be careful not to take your face off with that first swipe.
Remember; Warnings are no good if you don't heed them.
