...I'm sitting here and I keep smelling stinky wet horse. Then, it dawned on me; I gave them each some carrots this AM and I didn't have gloves on, petted them, checked their legs, morning ritual. But, they're wet. And now, my hands are and I go to rub my nose or scratch my ear and my whole aura is, WHSS.

Wet Horse Stanky Syndrome.




"So, baby, what's yer sign...?" I whispered softly in her ear...

"Get away from me. You smell like wet horse" (not keeper)

"Mmmm...love your cologne..." (keeper)