Here's one I hadn't heard before...

[Bay_Kat]

DAYTONA BEACH --
Deputies say an 11-month-old boy pulled a baggie full of cocaine from inside the shirt of a woman during a traffic stop near Daytona Beach.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies stopped a car Sunday for traffic violations.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports a K-9 unit arrived to check the car and deputies asked the occupants to step outside with the baby. No drugs were found inside the car, but as the deputy handed a driver's license to Candyce Harden, the baby reached inside her shirt and pulled out the baggie.

http://www.baynews9.com/content/new...ticles/bn9/2015/2/3/deputies_baby_pulls_.html

 

[LibertyBeacon]

The baybee will probably go on to be a hall monitor in grade school and then a LEO. But, he'll have to learn that you can't just search without probable cause or securing consent.

 

[Hijinx]

The baybee will probably go on to be a hall monitor in grade school and then a LEO. But, he'll have to learn that you can't just search without probable cause or securing consent.

Why didn't the dog smell it on the woman?

 

[mamatutu]

Why didn't the dog smell it on the woman?

I thought about that, too. Who knows. I do know not to believe everything I read on the internet, in newpapers, etc.

 

[BOP]

Why didn't the dog smell it on the woman?

Maybe she's a hippie?

 

[GregV814]

I was about to respond to Mr. Beacons retort, but why.......

 

[LibertyBeacon]

I was about to respond to Mr. Beacons retort, but why.......

I'm sure it would have been some elegant prose! Your self-censorship is the world's loss.