Woman gets fork...

[Dakota]

in eye in dispute over last rib...


<--- oh yes I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/29166400/police-woman-gets-fork-in-eye-in-dispute-over-last-rib

 

[PrchJrkr]

She really looks like she needs more food.

 

[GregV814]

Dave Chappell had a skit about getting between a black woman and her ribs... Is he a racist?????

 

[FED_UP]

It must have been ribeye.

 

[Hijinx]

I am certain there is more to this than just the last rib being eaten.
I would bet money that there were more than a few FU -MF er's passed along before the stabbing.

 

[GWguy]

Wonder if she yelled "FORK YOU!" as she struck...

 

[BOP]

She belched as she polished off the last rib, pattying her ample girth contentedly. "Stick a fork in me, baby, I'm done!" she exclaimed.

That's when the trouble began.