ANNA NICOLE SMITH - America LOVES human train-wrecks!!! Otherwise, why would a dim, self-proclaimed "white trash princess" be of any interest to us? BECAUSE SHE'S NUTS!!!! After winning the "Playmate of the Year" back in the day - proving, presumably, that spelling doesn't count during the essay portion of the competition - Anna ventured into acting . . . if you could call it that. Then she met and married this really old billionaire guy, fought his family for her share of his billions after he kicked, and then we got to watch her try to spend it on TV! Now she's slimmed down, claiming to have had sex with a ghost, and attempting a comeback. Comeback from WHAT? You didn't accomplish anything in the first place!
