mexican word of the day:bishop

Kinnakeet

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QUOTE=Monello;5567482]I can't wait to see tomorrow's word.[/QUOTE]


harassment;
my wife caught me in bed with her sister and I said honey harassment nothing to me.:belvak:
 

Kinnakeet

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cheat and mushroom

I looked in the back seat of the car and seen a big girl and I said holy cheat there isnt that mushroom back there.:lmao:
 

Editor

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Moved... Please DO NOT post this stuff in the Life in Southern Maryland forum.
 

luvmygdaughters

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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-
service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees ."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: ".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes ?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I... don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder ?

G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad??"

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy ...tea ...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie . Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..rye ??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds ."

G: "You're welcome."
 

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-
service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees ."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: ".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes ?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I... don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder ?

G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad??"

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy ...tea ...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie . Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy..rye ??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds ."

G: "You're welcome."



:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: priceless! I'm certain I've stayed there...often.
 
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