Bank Robbed

OldHillcrestGuy · Oct 15, 2015

Surprised theres not a post about the PNC bank being robbed this morning in Charlotte Hall around the 9:15-9:30 time frame as of 1:30 its still taped off. That's all I know.

Spook · Oct 15, 2015

OldHillcrestGuy said:
Surprised theres not a post about the PNC bank being robbed this morning in Charlotte Hall around the 9:15-9:30 time frame as of 1:30 its still taped off. That's all I know.

" a lone suspect, a black male " This is so out of character! Oh wait... no it's not.

vraiblonde · Oct 15, 2015

DID YOU KNOW that, as far as risk/reward goes, bank robbing is not terribly lucrative? The average bank job only nets around $6000, which isn't worth getting out of bed for considering that the chance of you staying uncaught long enough to spend it all is low. And the reason you'll get caught is because you're dumb. If you were smart, you'd know that the big theft money is in cyber crime.

Gilligan · Oct 15, 2015

vraiblonde said:
If you were smart, you'd know that the big theft money is in cyber crime.

Really?. Do tell me more..

Hodr · Oct 15, 2015

Gilligan said:
Really?. Do tell me more..

You start with the long con. Find some niche, or local community, and put up a website that caters specifically to them. Try to engage them as much as possible in polite conversation if possible, or by encouraging heated arguments if not. Be sure to put in 8 or more hours a day into this project to ensure success.

Once you have cornered the market on this community of interest, begin to leverage your investment by allowing advertisers to publish on your site. Before you know it, in as little as a few short years, you will be rolling in all that illicit cyber monies.

vraiblonde · Oct 15, 2015

Hodr said:
You start with the long con. Find some niche, or local community, and put up a website that caters specifically to them. Try to engage them as much as possible in polite conversation if possible, or by encouraging heated arguments if not. Be sure to put in 8 or more hours a day into this project to ensure success.

Once you have cornered the market on this community of interest, begin to leverage your investment by allowing advertisers to publish on your site. Before you know it, in as little as a few short years, you will be rolling in all that illicit cyber monies.

I wish.

limblips · Oct 15, 2015

vraiblonde said:
DID YOU KNOW that, as far as risk/reward goes, bank robbing is not terribly lucrative? The average bank job only nets around $6000, which isn't worth getting out of bed for considering that the chance of you staying uncaught long enough to spend it all is low. And the reason you'll get caught is because you're dumb. If you were smart, you'd know that the big theft money is in cyber crime.

Not to mention bank robbery is a Federal crime. It won't be just SMCSO looking for you.

Gilligan · Oct 15, 2015

Hodr said:
You start with the long con. Find some niche, or local community, and put up a website that caters specifically to them. Try to engage them as much as possible in polite conversation if possible, or by encouraging heated arguments if not. Be sure to put in 8 or more hours a day into this project to ensure success.

Once you have cornered the market on this community of interest, begin to leverage your investment by allowing advertisers to publish on your site. Before you know it, in as little as a few short years, you will be rolling in all that illicit cyber monies.

That sounds like too much work. I was hoping for more of a quick effortless score. I dabbled in selling porn on the internet and it worked - sorta - when people offered to pay me to take down the pics of myself.

Hannibal · Oct 15, 2015

Gilligan said:
That sounds like too much work. I was hoping for more of a quick effortless score.

Easy enough:

Find the guy who is successfully operating Hodr's plan, threaten him with physical violence and/or with turning him in. Demand 50%. Sit back and relax as your bring in the cash.

ICit · Oct 15, 2015

OldHillcrestGuy said:
Surprised theres not a post about the PNC bank being robbed this morning in Charlotte Hall around the 9:15-9:30 time frame as of 1:30 its still taped off. That's all I know.

I was there around 9:20.... and there were no cops yet. but the doors locked and as I walked up there were 2 old guys there and made a joke about hey lets rob the place. :jet:

.... then someone who works there came out and said they were closed due to an ER. :jameo:

... I could have been there when it was robbed :faint:

KDENISE977 · Oct 15, 2015

ICit said:
I was there around 9:20.... and there were no cops yet. but the doors locked and as I walked up there were 2 old guys there and made a joke about hey lets rob the place. .... then someone who works there came out and said they were closed due to an ER. ... I could have been there when it was robbed

that's my PNC :tantrum

: or at least the drive through :yay:

baxter · Oct 15, 2015

Suspect is a single black male?? I am willing to bet you $500 he has a past record, and is just part of the revolving door of justice around here,,,,,,,WTF?

Hank · Oct 15, 2015

vraiblonde said:
And the reason you'll get caught is because you're dumb..

Like these idiots?

http://www.digitaltrends.com/social...ted-after-flaunting-cash-in-facebook-selfies/

Concern4Calvert · Oct 15, 2015

limblips said:
Not to mention bank robbery is a Federal crime. It won't be just SMCSO looking for you.

the fed usually launches detailed investigations using a ton of "e-discovery" tools which ultimately allows them to review cell phones/towers in the area, cameras, etc. its only a matter of time for whoever did it

officeguy · Oct 16, 2015

vraiblonde said:
DID YOU KNOW that, as far as risk/reward goes, bank robbing is not terribly lucrative? The average bank job only nets around $6000, which isn't worth getting out of bed for considering that the chance of you staying uncaught long enough to spend it all is low. And the reason you'll get caught is because you're dumb. If you were smart, you'd know that the big theft money is in cyber crime.

There is a quote from a german author (Brecht): 'What minor crime is the robbing of a bank compared with the founding of a bank'.

ICit · Oct 16, 2015

KDENISE977 said:
that's my PNC : or at least the drive through

Dakota · Oct 16, 2015

vraiblonde said:
DID YOU KNOW that, as far as risk/reward goes, bank robbing is not terribly lucrative? The average bank job only nets around $6000, which isn't worth getting out of bed for considering that the chance of you staying uncaught long enough to spend it all is low. And the reason you'll get caught is because you're dumb. If you were smart, you'd know that the big theft money is in cyber crime.

I did... I have always said if I am going to jail for a robbery, I would make it worth my while like an Armored car robbery.

Dakota · Oct 16, 2015

One more thing, look at the picture of the robber... it is crystal clear and it is only a matter of time before they track him down.

http://smnewsnet.com/archives/39390...ntifying-charlotte-hall-bank-robbery-suspect/

Pete · Oct 16, 2015

Dakota said:
One more thing, look at the picture of the robber... it is crystal clear and it is only a matter of time before they track him down.

http://smnewsnet.com/archives/39390...ntifying-charlotte-hall-bank-robbery-suspect/

That is Martin Lawrence.

Is there a reward?

PrchJrkr · Oct 16, 2015

He sure had one helluva disguise. Once he takes the hat and bandaid off, he'll completely unrecognizable.

:yay:

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