New ‘Smarttress’ mattress can detect if your partner is cheating

steppinthrax

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I saw this, it's soo stupid. I don't even understand this, why would you bring your affair to your own home to #### on the marital bed? Also, someone who has that much money to burn on a mattress probably has a 4+ BR home with multiple other beds in the home (that can be used). Also you can #### on the floor, car, hotel etc...

You know what would have been better. If they made a mattress with a passive "sniffer" nose built into the mattress. It can detect smells and irregularities in the person, so if you've been with someone it could alert via smartphone.

But the electronic nose tech is way behind.
 

steppinthrax

Active Member
To sum this whole thing up, if you have to spend several grand on a mattress just to indicate if you partner is ####ing around, then you already have some problems in your marriage.
 
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