When will there be a TEXEXIT?

Tomahawk202

It'll make ya feel good..
I would love for some of the states that actually have their *ish together to start pushing for an exit, just like Britain....

Texas : " So uh... yeah... we thought about it, and we think we're gonna kinda go over here and do our own thing.

D.C. : " No, you're not. This is the UNITED States of America. Not the " Partially United States of America.. and Texas."

Texas : " Uh, yeah, we're going to leave and you can TRY to stop us, but most of your military is based in our state. Plus, if you get really stupid, we'll whisper something sweet into the ears of Florida and Virginia and get them to pull out too. And, well, 70% of your military would be gone as well.
We don't need to pay outrageous taxes to some central govt, just to go to DC and beg for some of the money back. And as far as the economic outlook, we produce boatloads of Oil every year. We can sustain ourselves quite well might I add. So.. don't call us, we'll call you.

D.C. : " You're going to regret this."

Texas : " LIVE FREE OR DIE! SUCK MY BALLS!
 
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