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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    Psh, that doesn't even sound like me. BUT! Everyone dies at some point and my goal is to have a good story. Getting eaten by a tiger would be a great one.
    Get some red flower to keep the tigers at bay.

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    It was reported that the tiger was hungry again half an hour later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NextJen View Post
    It was reported that the tiger was hungry again half an hour later.
    We are going to Hell together!
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    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
    The tragic incident began when a young woman got out of a car inside the Siberian tiger enclosure to berate her partner in the driver's seat.



    :hereisyoursign:


    seriously how big of of a bitch are you, yelling across the car isn't good enough, you have to get out go around the car and pull open the drivers door


    .... better to live in the corner of an attic then with a quarrelsome woman
    We’re tempted to suggest a conspiracy here — but it’s just liberals agreeing yet again that conservatives have hidden, evil motives, because modern liberals simply can’t conceive of any other reason to disagree with the liberal consensus.

    “Moral precepts are constant through the ages and not obedient to circumstances.”

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    I've been in drive through "safari" parks before and the animals always seem lethargic - one of the park personnel told me they're pretty well fed. Kinda makes you wonder are the animals really just hanging out waiting to pounce?

    Can't help but think of Calvin and Hobbes comic strips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NextJen View Post
    It was reported that the tiger was hungry again half an hour later.
    OMG
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NextJen View Post
    It was reported that the tiger was hungry again half an hour later.


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    Bet that guy sure feels guilty about dissing his picnic sammich now.
    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    I sent TJ an invite to join me for a relaxing day at the park.

    http://www.africansafariwildlifepark.com/
    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    Going to put a chair in the back of your pickup truck for her for a better view while you drive?
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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