Obama has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell.
Facing the Devil, The Devil tells him that all the special rooms for democratic politicians are taken up, so he decides to let Obama look into the rooms that are taken, and the Devil would move that person to another space.
They open a door, and see Ted Kennedy diving into a pool of water and coming up empty handed, over and over again, never stopping. Obama tells the Devil that he is not a good swimmer, so that room will not do.
The next door opened reveals Algore making little rocks out of big rocks with a sledge hammer forever. Obama says he has a bad back from all that golf, and that will not do either, so they open another door.
In that room, Bill Clinton is handcuffed spread eagle to a bed, stark naked, with Monica Lewinski bending over him doing her thing. Obama likes that Idea, and tells the Devil that this will do him good.
The Devil agrees, and then says, "OK, Monica, you can leave now, we have a replacement to take your place....".
Facing the Devil, The Devil tells him that all the special rooms for democratic politicians are taken up, so he decides to let Obama look into the rooms that are taken, and the Devil would move that person to another space.
They open a door, and see Ted Kennedy diving into a pool of water and coming up empty handed, over and over again, never stopping. Obama tells the Devil that he is not a good swimmer, so that room will not do.
The next door opened reveals Algore making little rocks out of big rocks with a sledge hammer forever. Obama says he has a bad back from all that golf, and that will not do either, so they open another door.
In that room, Bill Clinton is handcuffed spread eagle to a bed, stark naked, with Monica Lewinski bending over him doing her thing. Obama likes that Idea, and tells the Devil that this will do him good.
The Devil agrees, and then says, "OK, Monica, you can leave now, we have a replacement to take your place....".
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