Please neuter and spay your pets.... and your weird friends and relatives.
Is this when America was great? When we were sweaty, wearing may-pops and fish heads, and jeans from Sears that you had to wear the stiff out of, mowing lawns for $.50 an hour, 3 channels, movies were a treat, eating out was a treat, talking to grandma every couple months was a big deal, EVERYONE smoked, ash trays in the clothing store and grocery store and the theater and the plane and the restaurant? And our parents couldn't conceive of us being any more spoiled?
Imagine what our kids are going to be saying to theirs about the inadequacies they're suffering now, how poor the iphone 7 is, how slow the net is and how limited WiFi is, how you had to DRIVE cars, how the lawn mowers used to have brown people operating them. You had to go to Redbox or pay more for On Demand which didn't have EVERYTHING.
Nepotism begins at home
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa