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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
    If I remember right, he got life in prison without the possibility of parole. I think he also tried to burn his house down a month or two before the murder.
    Yikes.

    I used to work with a guy back in the 90's that "accidently" killed a toddler by tossing and dropping it on it's head. He's already out, last I heard.
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    At Cecil Field, 2 marine guard on watch were playing quick draw. Gun discharges. 1 dead.

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    Back in the 94/95 timeframe, was stationed out in Whidbey Island standing barracks watch. Next thing I knew, NCIS was everywhere!!!

    Apparently, some sailors had gotten drunk and decided to play Russian roulette in their room. One of the sailors was on the phone with his girlfriend and when his turn came up, his friend didn't think it was fair that he skipped it. Put the gun against the back of his head, pulled the trigger....... BANG!!!

    Ended up standing watch outside the room the entire time NCIS was in there..... about 10 hours until I could go!
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    80's Cobra pilot from our Squadron fires a perfect Day and Night run on quals, first time in history..

    Gets out of his Cobra starts jumping around and jumps right into his still spinning Tail Rotor..

    Next day Soldiers clear their qualifying Scout Range and decide to play soldier in the back of an M113.. Forgetting the cardinal rule(s) one friend picks up the M60 points it at his friend and pulls the trigger.. forgetting they had a malfunction with that weapon on the range and it was never cleared.. Plasters his best friends better parts all over the inside of APC.

    Hohenfels Training area.. Two infantrymen are on patrol, looking for the opposing forces.. it's dark, it's late and they are tired. Walking through rocky uneven terrain they find a nice level place to sleep.. climb into their fartsacks in the middle of the night, right in the middle of a tank trail.. sometime during the night somebody turned them into red chili burritos in their sleep. Don't think they ever did figure out who ran them over, but it's easy to run over stuff in a tank and never know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseRed View Post
    Is he still in prison?


    COLLINS, DANA RUSSELL

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    Well, it all started with a stripper from Thailand and a pack of ping pong balls....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoMDGirl42 View Post
    COLLINS, DANA RUSSELL

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsbob View Post
    .. sometime during the night somebody turned them into red chili burritos in their sleep. Don't think they ever did figure out who ran them over, but it's easy to run over stuff in a tank and never know it.


    we were constantly reminded

    NO SLEEPING UNDER THE M901-ITV

    someone might need to move the vehicle and pivot steer over you before you can crawl out
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
    - Robert J. Hanlon.

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    87-88 Korea:

    one of the enlisted guys in an Infantry Company - out for an evenings fun in one of the local bars
    ... gets a STD from the hooker he spent the night with
    ... restricted to barracks while he gets cleaned up
    ... 6 weeks he was on lock down
    ... goes back to the same girl as soon as he is allowed and over night pass again

    ... gets the #### all over again
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GURPS View Post
    we were constantly reminded

    NO SLEEPING UNDER THE M901-ITV

    someone might need to move the vehicle and pivot steer over you before you can crawl out
    Hohenfels again.. M60A3 Driver wants to get out of the rain.. grabs his fartsack and climbs under the tank to sleep.. as the ground get saturated and the tank starts to sink into the ground.. He was awake when the tank settled enough to suffocate, but he couldn't get out of his bag.
    Nero played the fiddle, Obama danced the Tango.

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    Bob is the bestest lookin and smartest man I've ever met.

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