Five frogs

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Food for thought...

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What does a frog say when he gets stuck in the mud?

kneedeep. kneedeep.


How does a frog get out of the mud?


He gets toad.
 

luvmygdaughters

Well-Known Member
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."

:lmao: Reminds me of taking zoology in high school, where we dissected frogs, crickets, and fetal pigs. My nose is burning just thinking about that smell! :lol:
 
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