Vajayjay cosmetic surgery for the perfect ........

[Monello]

*** Prude warning *** I got clickbaited, but who could pass that 1 up? Wasted money?

Marashi, an Iranian surgeon who specializes in vaginal cosmetic surgery and has performed more than 400 procedures in the largely mysterious field, can shorten your labia, tighten your vagina, amplify your G-spot and even tighten the strings on your clitoral hood, so to speak.

This seems to be legit.

 

[jazz lady]

Around the office, co-workers and patients have nicknamed him “VW,” I’m told. It’s short for “Vagina Whisperer.”

 

[Toxick]

can shorten your labia,

Why in God's name would anyone wanna do this?

 

[glhs837]

Why in God's name would anyone wanna do this?

To cut back on Arbys references......

 

[Merlin99]

*** Prude warning *** I got clickbaited, but who could pass that 1 up? Wasted money?



This seems to be legit.

To bad you got it so late, it would have been the perfect valentines gift for the girl who has everything.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

Why in God's name would anyone wanna do this?

Ever gone to someone's house that had drapes that were excessively long? Ever wondered to yourself, "how do they get to the blinds?"

Yea, something like that.

 

[Gilligan]

Ever gone to someone's house that had drapes that were excessively long? Ever wondered to yourself, "how do they get to the blinds?"

Yea, something like that.

 

[Hank]

To cut back on Arbys references......

 

[Toxick]

Ever gone to someone's house that had drapes that were excessively long?

Excessively long?

No. That's the purpose of drapes. To make the windows beautiful.




Saying the drapes are too long is like saying the cantaloupes in the kitchen are too big, juicy and delicious.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

Excessively long?

No. That's the purpose of drapes. To make the windows beautiful.



Saying the drapes are too long is like saying the cantaloupes in the kitchen are too big, juicy and delicious.

If the drapes are getting caught in the vacuum cleaner, time for a hem job.

 

[Toxick]

If the drapes are getting caught in the vacuum cleaner, time for a hem job.

Or a vacuum cleaner that's up to the task....





And I think that metaphor has officially outlived it's usefulness. And tastefulness. (My bad)

But seriously though. I like a vagoo that looks like a vagoo. Getting it clipped up sounds creepy to me.

 

[Monello]

Getting it clipped up sounds creepy to me.

Not to mention painful.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I have heard very heavy women that lose a ton of weight often opt for if because after dropping a couple hundred pounds it looks like a big pink bat flapping around.

 

[Bird Dog]

It's funny.......no women comments........

I guess men are the experts when it come to vayjays

 

[black dog]

Excessively long?

No. That's the purpose of drapes. To make the windows beautiful.

Who wants to hold the drapes open the entire time your cleaning the windows.

 

[Gilligan]

It's funny.......no women comments........

I guess men are the experts when it come to vayjays

...and no "looks like the face of a bulldog eating vanilla custard" jokes either...

 

[Restitution]

To bad you got it so late, it would have been the perfect valentines gift for the girl who has everything.

Where is this "bad you got it so late?"

Can you Google map it for us? :shrug:

 

[mAlice]

gearing up for legalized genital mutilation. $$$

 

[glhs837]

gearing up for legalized genital mutilation. $$$

By which you are referring to the practice of removing the clitoris od young females? Pretty sure this has no connection of any kind with that barbarism.

 

[Misfit]

I approve of this

Does he do scrotum tucks too? I’m tired of using a clothes pin.