I Was A Professional Anarchist Paid By Super-Rich Liberal George Soros To Bring Trump Down

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" Weeks into the presidency of a buffoonish but vicious tyrant, I feel compelled to take off my black bandana, hooded sweatshirt, and kick off my steel-toed boots to reveal myself to the people. This is especially for those who believe the United States is faced with an uprising led by professional anarchists and paid protesters.

They are right. In this communique, I will unmask myself, and thus, in doing so, there will be truth.

I can say they are correct because I was hired by New York Hedge Fund manager and elite liberal sugar daddy George Soros to personally chair an anarcho-commission of agitators. We were asked to treat our work like that of a corporation. The more franchises we could start in cities across America, the more likely we would be able to tear down Donald Trump.

But the only problem is Soros is a bitch-ass dickstain.

That mother####er promised to pay me $2,000/week and give me health insurance. He promised to set up a retirement account. He even promised to give me a sizable bonus at the end of the year. But after the inauguration, when it was time to be paid, no check came in the mail.

It is almost the end of February, and still, no check has come. I have receipts from traveling to Washington, D.C. that I need reimbursed! I have student loans from my Left-Wing Revolutionary Studies Major to pay off, #######!

So, I am violating the non-disclosure agreement I signed to expose Soros’ professional anarchist dealings, which are aimed at undermining the most vicious and most brutal capitalist empire in the world.

The left-wing billionaire financier told us during our weekly office meeting on January 12 in a high-rise building in Manhattan that Trump “will be a dictator,” if we let him “get away with it.”
He said I have bags of commie-pinko cash lying around this place. “Help yourself to it, and if you need more, just say, ‘Viva Zapata!’”

Soros left, and we brainstormed how to foment rebellion so America would never be great again: how we would brand ourselves, who our anarcho-competitors were, what our market analysis when factoring influence of other left-wing billionaires paying protesters was, how many laws we would break, and whether we would rely on crowbars or bolt-cutters to advance upon the Gestapo-like police forces that would amass to protect Trump. "

https://shadowproof.com/2017/02/25/professional-anarchist-soros-trump/
 
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