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    For Lexophilacs

    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    I know a bloke who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    I'm reading an antigravity book. I just can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off!

    Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.
    “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” - President James A. Garfield

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    Quote Originally Posted by b23hqb View Post
    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    I know a bloke who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    I'm reading an antigravity book. I just can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off!

    Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.
    Punny stuff.....
    If all you are gonna do is give me grief about what I post DON'T READ IT Heh? Have a nice day :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEEKAYPEE8569 View Post
    Punny stuff.....
    “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” - President James A. Garfield

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