Crime What's up with all of the APOSTROPHE PEOPLE being arrested in St. Mary's??

David

Opinions are my own...
PREMO Member
First, we have Ra'liyah De'nejae A'lexu Tyler, 18, of Lexington Park being arrested for shoplifting at Kohls on March 1.

Then, on March 13 we have Dar'neisha Je'nay Brice, 18, of California being arrested for shoplifting at Wally World, a/k/a Wal-Mart.

http://somd.com/news/headlines/2017/21801.php

I can see having one apostrophe in your name, but 2 or 3? Maybe there should be a surcharge on driver's license fees for 2 or more apostrophes...

(relax social justice warriors and snowflakes, it's a joke...a joke)
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
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limblips

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
First, we have Ra'liyah De'nejae A'lexu Tyler, 18, of Lexington Park being arrested for shoplifting at Kohls on March 1.
Then, on March 13 we have Dar'neisha Je'nay Brice, 18, of California being arrested for shoplifting at Wally World, a/k/a Wal-Mart.
http://somd.com/news/headlines/2017/21801.php
I can see having one apostrophe in your name, but 2 or 3? Maybe there should be a surcharge on driver's license fees for 2 or more apostrophes...
(relax social justice warriors and snowflakes, it's a joke...a joke)

Great, just freakin' great. You had to do it. Now using an apostrophe will become cultural appropriation.
 

NorthBeachPerso

Honorary SMIB
Top five names I got in 30+ years teaching were, in no particular order:
Chlamydia
Salmonella
Female (pronounced Feemalee)
S h i t head (pronounced Shateed)
A s s hole (pronounced Asholi)

I also had one student named Shalaquanda who was thankful her parents didn't give her a ghetto name.
 

FireBrand

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Top five names I got in 30+ years teaching were, in no particular order:
Chlamydia
Salmonella
Female (pronounced Feemalee)
S h i t head (pronounced Shateed)
A s s hole (pronounced Asholi)

I also had one student named Shalaquanda who was thankful her parents didn't give her a ghetto name.

Real such occurrences that I have encountered are

Criteria
and
Princess Ikea

but I have a million suggestions :lmao:
 

wubbles

Active Member
Sadly it's to be unique. Why let your kids grow up and be unique with their personality when you can give them a completely ridiculous name instead?
 

black dog

Free America
Sadly it's to be unique. Why let your kids grow up and be unique with their personality when you can give them a completely ridiculous name instead?

Unique names you say to stand out in a crowd, like Bill Gates, Sam Walton, Steve Jobs and so on.
 
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