Contraband smuggler extraordinaire

Monello

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In the 70's there was a notorious gangster in Copenhagen, Denmark who ran all the crime in the city.

It was mostly harmless stuff, really. Cigarettes from the Eastern block. Booze. That kinda thing.

He would mostly have it brought into the country via small boats.[FONT=&amp]On one occasion he had a big load of cigarettes set to arrive in the morning on a beach. Beaches are generally empty as we have incredibly cold weather.

But lo and behold, on the morning one of his shipments arrived, the skies were blue, the sun was hot, and everyone and their mother was on that beach.

Witnesses everywhere. How was he supposed to get his illegal smokes off the boats?

He went to a production company and rented equipment for a small film shoot. Cameras, a director's chair, megaphones, etc. He then went around the beach and cast good-looking young males to be extras in a movie about a cigarette smuggler.

When the boat came in, he lined them up in a long line from the trucks to the boats, called "ACTION," and had them unload the cigarettes into the trucks. When all the contraband was safely in the trucks, he called "CUT," thanked everyone, and drove away.

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[FONT=&amp]where there's a will....


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