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    What Is A Tragedy?

    During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

    One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.”

    “No,” says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”

    A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

    “I’m afraid not,” explains the exalted businessman. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. Trump searches the room.

    “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

    Finally at the back of the room, a boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: “If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

    “Fantastic!” exclaims Mr. Trump, “That’s absolutely right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

    “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
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    Recycled - how many previous Presidents and candidates have I heard this about?
    Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong". Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamSpade View Post
    Recycled - how many previous Presidents and candidates have I heard this about?
    All of them?
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
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