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    Golf over a lifetime

    Two guys grow up together. After college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

    At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
    “Where you wanna go?"
    "Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “Well, you know, they got the gals with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”
    “OK.”

    Ten years later at age 40 they play.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.
    “Why?”
    “Well, you know, they got cold beer, and the big screen TVs, and everybody has a little action on the games.”
    “OK.”

    Ten years later at age 50 they play.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”
    ”OK.”

    At age 60 they play.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “Wings are half price.”
    “OK”

    At age 70 they play.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
    “OK."

    At age 80 they play
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “We’ve never been there before!”
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
    ~Eldridge Cleaver

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    Ok, that made me laugh out loud.

    I've often said that getting old ain't so bad, because you can laugh at the same joke every day.
    Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong". Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    Two guys grow up together. After college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

    At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
    “Where you wanna go?"
    "Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “Well, you know, they got the gals with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”
    “OK.”
    Big racks... ah those were the days. Must be an old joke.
    "Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." - Shane Falco

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    Quote Originally Posted by stgislander View Post
    big racks... Ah those were the days. Must be an old joke.
    *REALLY* depends on which one you go to.
    There was a forumite here years ago who used to regularly take pictures of herself with the whole crew of Hooters around the country.
    Makes a big difference where you go.
    Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong". Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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