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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWhat View Post
    You will have no problem, Stud.
    I like your face.
    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


    LibertyBeacon

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    I like your face.
    I like your feet.

    How does that make you feel.
    Tingly?

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWhat View Post
    I like your feet.

    How does that make you feel.
    Tingly?
    :swoon:
    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


    LibertyBeacon

  4. #24
    If I were a watermelon...

    ... would you spit or swallow my seeds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEEKAYPEE8569 View Post
    Weeelll....I can move on to lust after someone else. She's only 21. /:-\
    Just get a hooker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank View Post
    Just get a hooker...
    Great Mills Rd
    Listen to me now, and believe me later: it doesn't matter how much you pump up those muscles, as long as you reach the full pumptential.

    It's not 'roids but thanks for noticing...

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by warneckutz View Post
    Great Mills Rd
    And..... you know this.... how?
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    And..... you know this.... how?
    I saw ... I mean... I heard ...
    Listen to me now, and believe me later: it doesn't matter how much you pump up those muscles, as long as you reach the full pumptential.

    It's not 'roids but thanks for noticing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    And..... you know this.... how?
    I'm just trying to help the dude out ...
    Listen to me now, and believe me later: it doesn't matter how much you pump up those muscles, as long as you reach the full pumptential.

    It's not 'roids but thanks for noticing...

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by warneckutz View Post
    I'm just trying to help the dude out ...
    He should be using the same line I use when someone asks if they can help me. I say, "There's no help for me. Hasn't been for years."
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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