Earths Core Is Cooling Faster...

[Wishbone]

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/earth-mantle-cooling-faster-expected

We're All Doomed!!!

 

[Gilligan]

Gee..how could scientists have gotten something as simple as that, so wrong?

Maybe TJ-the-wonder-ho will come along enlighten us. We can hope.

 

[Wishbone]

Maybe TJ-the-wonder-ho will come along enlighten us. We can hope.

Actually I'm patiently waiting for her to arrive and tell us that its all the fault of Republicans, Capitalists and all us morons on the forums.



... Alternately, I'd be just as entertained for Larry to pop in and tell me it's Churchill's fault.

 

[Gilligan]

... Alternately, I'd be just as entertained for Larry to pop in and tell me it's Churchill's fault.

Bush, man. Bush's fault. Do try to keep up.


I wonder if me peeing on the ground out in the woods behind the shop is having an effect on the mantle cooling.

 

[SamSpade]

Bush, man. Bush's fault. Do try to keep up.


I wonder if me peeing on the ground out in the woods behind the shop is having an effect on the mantle cooling.

No - but don't you think 7 BILLION people peeing in the woods is having an effect?

 

[Wishbone]

So... the urine is sinking down into the mantle, absorbing the heat and being pushed back through the crust to evaporate and the heat transfer warms the air....

I think we're on to something here to stop GW.

Everybody! Stop peeing.

 

[Gilligan]

Everybody! Stop peeing.

But then I'd have to stop drinking beer and no way that's happening.

 

[GWguy]

I think we're on to something here to stop GW.

No way. You can't stop me from peeing in the woods.

 

[Wishbone]

But then I'd have to stop drinking beer and no way that's happening.

Well then... Ask TJ for a dry pocket.

 

[Gilligan]

No way. You can't stop me from peeing in the woods.

Writing ones name in the snow. <--- simple pleasures.

 

[Toxick]

I think that it's plain to see what's happening.

Republicans and Assorted Capitalist scumbags are drilling for oil, and fracking and all this other crazy stuff.

The earth was never meant to be ventilated in such a fashion as we're recklessly doing, which is letting the heat out of the core.

 

[PsyOps]

I think that it's plain to see what's happening.

Republicans and Assorted Capitalist scumbags are drilling for oil, and fracking and all this other crazy stuff.

The earth was never meant to be ventilated in such a fashion as we're recklessly doing, which is letting the heat out of the core.

Thus, man-made global warming

Destroying the earth, to its core.

 

[Gilligan]

Destroying the earth, to its core.

*groan*

 

[PeoplesElbow]

So in our closed system this heat is escaping the mantle to the crust and then to the surface. I wonder if the global warming models are including the heat from the earth escaping to the surface as an input.

 

[edinsomd]

Blame my geothermal HVAC.

 

[Hijinx]

So in our closed system this heat is escaping the mantle to the crust and then to the surface. I wonder if the global warming models are including the heat from the earth escaping to the surface as an input.

They are all guessing, they don't know WTF is happening.

 

[Merlin99]

I think that it's plain to see what's happening.

Republicans and Assorted Capitalist scumbags are drilling for oil, and fracking and all this other crazy stuff.

The earth was never meant to be ventilated in such a fashion as we're recklessly doing, which is letting the heat out of the core.

Except the crust is protecting to mantle and it's between 3 and 25 miles thick, our deepest hole is about a third of the way through the crust at 7 miles. The thinner crust is a mile down, beneath the ocean floor.