Oh my geez! That was a great commentary! I have needed a belly laugh for a very long time, DKP!
And, those deer are so dangerous. A couple years ago in Calvert a fawn was lost from its mom and was running around our yard in a frenzy, making all the dogs bark. It let my hub walk up to it, and pat it on the head; like to say it is all ok. The next day, the fawn was back with his mom and friends. We always had a ton of deer. No hostas, but lots of deer. Yeah, I know, all deer look alike (haha), but hub had seen this one up close and personal, and knew it was the same one.
Thanks for posting!