Modern Problems

[Gilligan]

http://www.foreignjournal.com/louisville-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-became-lodged-anus/

 

[stgislander]

http://www.foreignjournal.com/louisville-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-became-lodged-anus/

Good thing I looked up what a Fidget Spinner was. I was thinking it was some type of artificial bait. How the hell....!!!

 

[Gilligan]

How the hell....!!!

Don't ask me. I'm still trying to get the Wesson oil out of...oh nebber mind.

 

[black dog]

Good thing I looked up what a Fidget Spinner was. I was thinking it was some type of artificial bait. How the hell....!!!

That's why tampons have strings. And butt toys have big flared ends.

 

[Gilligan]

That's why tampons have strings. And butt toys have big flared ends.

:writesnoteinmargin: "Refer awkward sex toy questions to BD when they arise"

 

[Gilligan]

Admin!!!!

Please burn this thread!!!

Not sure fire would be sufficient to kill this one.

 

[black dog]

I'm gonna guess, a poor man's prostate massage?

 

[GWguy]

"Hey cuz, have you seen my spinner? I can't find it anywhere..."

I like the part about having it in bed and it "accidentally" got wedged fist deep in his butthole. Musta rolled over on it in his sleep.

 

[Gilligan]

"Hey cuz, have you seen my spinner? I can't find it anywhere..."

I like the part about having it in bed and it "accidentally" got wedged fist deep in his butthole. Musta rolled over on it in his sleep.

How do you know so much about this stuff?

 

[luvmygdaughters]

 

[GWguy]

How do you know so much about this stuff?

Uuuuuhhhhh...... uummmmmmm......


I just came from the card shop. Woman behind the counter was playing with one of these. I REALLY wanted to tell her this story but I know it would have made her faint.

 

[Gilligan]

I just came from the card shop. Woman behind the counter was playing with one of these. I REALLY wanted to tell her this story but I know it would have made her faint.

Made her faint...or get you arrested.

Would have been interesting to see which.

 

[Hijinx]

Why do I suspect that this isn't the first thing this guy has inserted up his waste chute.

 

[Gilligan]

Why do I suspect that this isn't the first thing this guy has inserted up his waste chute.

Ya got me...why? ;-p

Where's that gerbil story at?

ahh yes...here it is..
[video=youtube;cTrOb8zyrZk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk[/video]

 

[black dog]

:writesnoteinmargin: "Refer awkward sex toy questions to BD when they arise"

Hey, when the world finds out that you can tig stainless, and what you make stays in Vegas. Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks. :shrug:

 

[Lurk]

Good thing I looked up what a Fidget Spinner was. I was thinking it was some type of artificial bait. How the hell....!!!

Guess who curses the Fidgit Spinner on Trump Supporters? http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cu...r-is-the-perfect-toy-for-the-trump-presidency

 

[Lurk]

http://www.foreignjournal.com/louisville-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-became-lodged-anus/

Oh, my, says George Takei

 

[Kyle]