gary_webb
Damned glad to meet you
When I was a little boy my parents took me to a new church. The priest came up and said "what's your name little boy?" I said Jesus. He said "no, what's your real name?" I said Jesus Christ. The priest asked, are your parents here? I said, Yeah, that's my Dad over there. We walked over and he said," Sir, what's your child's name"? Dad looked at me and "Oh, Jesus Christ! What now?". I said, what the #### Dad? I told the bitch twice already!
