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    Darwin was right GopherM's Avatar
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    Big Business Mergers

    MERGER TIPS FOR 2017: For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2017:

    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

    And finally....

    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
    Some days it hardly seems worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints!

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    Registered User Gummie's Avatar
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    Of all the posts I've seen here today, this has to be the best! There is one question though, are you sure this isn't fake news?

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