G20 Anarchists and iPhones

GURPS

INGSOC
PREMO Member
As his comrades light trash cans on fire and loot stores, he decides to mark the glorious occasion by taking a selfie with his iPhone. Marx would be proud, commie-bro. Way to show it to the bourgeois and use a product designed by engineers in Silicon Valley, manufactured in China, and exported to nearly every corner of the world, all thanks to an American company worth $750 billion.

With a stock price at nearly $144 a share, Apple Inc. isn’t exactly a company that a devout anti-capitalist should be promoting.

But unfortunately for commie-bro, his ragtag team of Marxists have to rely on those big bad capitalists to spread the Communist Manifesto.

From the iPhone they use to snap pictures and take video, to internet service providers they use to obtain online access to the social media platform they use to post their ridiculous rants, the anti-capitalist freak show can’t seem to live without the fruits of capitalism’s splendor.



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