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    Fun Fact of The Day

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    See, those aren't funny. In order for jokes to be funny there has to be an element of truth to them. Observe:

    What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 congressmen in one place?
    A roomful of people who don't do dick.

    Is Google male or female?
    Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

    What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
    About fifty pounds.

    Voila!
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    See, those aren't funny. In order for jokes to be funny there has to be an element of truth to them. Observe:

    What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 congressmen in one place?
    A roomful of people who don't do dick.

    Is Google male or female?
    Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

    What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
    About fifty pounds.

    Voila!
    Don't you have a samwich to make?
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    Merry Christmas dickhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dupontster View Post
    Don't you have a samwich to make?
    Yeah, a knuckle samwich

    On another note, why do women get so pissed off about that? I googled "make me a sandwich" and the internet exploded with rage. What's the big deal? If Monello asked me to make him a sandwich, I'd ask him what he wants on it. He'd do the same with me (although the sandwiches he makes are always attractively presented; mine are just sammiches). How did that become a combat point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    On another note, why do women get so pissed off about that? I googled "make me a sandwich" and the internet exploded with rage. What's the big deal? If Monello asked me to make him a sandwich, I'd ask him what he wants on it. He'd do the same with me (although the sandwiches he makes are always attractively presented; mine are just sammiches). How did that become a combat point?
    It's the derogatory "I gave you yours, now do something for me" concept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    How did that become a combat point?
    Chauvinistic men with big egos who truly feel the only place for a woman is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, and the rebelling women who rightly take offense to such a concept.
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    Chauvinistic men with big egos who truly feel the only place for a woman is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, and the rebelling women who rightly take offense to such a concept.
    Thats not completely true.

    I personally don't feel that their only place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant!


    They also have laundry to do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    Thats not completely true.

    I personally don't feel that their only place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant!


    They also have laundry to do!
    And just how long have you been single now?

    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
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