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    A Group of Bikers...

    A group of bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.

    So they stopped.
    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53,
    gets off his Harley, walks through a group of
    gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying
    to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey
    Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
    While he didn't want to appear too "insensitive,"
    George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend"
    pportunity either, so he asked ..."Well, before you
    jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol' George
    here your best last kiss?"

    So with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over
    the railing and did just that ...and it was a long,
    deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another
    even better one. After they breathlessly finished,
    George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-
    buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper,
    and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
    ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there,
    Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with
    me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
    ...It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed.
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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