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    Adoption

    A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
    The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

    The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."

    Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied.

    They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

    "It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
    "I aim to misbehave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by glhs837 View Post
    a husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
    The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

    The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "we've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with french, mandarin, and computer skills."

    then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet." the social workers are finally satisfied.

    They ask, "what age child are you hoping to adopt?"

    "it doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
    "IYAOYAS" and a Proud Deplorable

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