Police seek man seen tossing his salad during ‘The Emoji Movie’

[Misfit]

http://pix11.com/2017/08/02/police-...mself-during-nj-screening-of-the-emoji-movie/

HOWELL, NJ — Police are looking for a man caught with his hand down his pants during an opening day screening of 'The Emoji Movie.'

A mom at the movie with her children and friends noticed the man with his pants unbuttoned, zipper undone and hand down his pants in the Xscape movie theater on Route 9 in Howell on July 28, police said. He was seated alone in the back row of the theater.

 

[Lurk]

Paul Reubens was rehabilitated after his encounter with the same problem.

 

[vraiblonde]

I thought "tossing salad" meant ??

 

[Hijinx]

I thought "tossing salad" meant ??

Yes. It does. This is the wrong phrase. Choking his Chicken would have been more apt.

 

[GURPS]

Yes. It does. This is the wrong phrase. Choking his Chicken would have been more apt.

Spanking His Monkey

 

[Misfit]

I thought tossing salad was masturbating?

Not like I'd know anything about any of that though.

Anyway, emoji's are cute but I'm not sure how they could turn someone on.

It's not like they're my little ponies.