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    I was abducted by Aliens!

    They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
    living on the serious side of life

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    I hope the probe wasn't cold.
    "Is Uncle Monello homeless?"

    Monello thinks he is king of the forum, now. Just keep that in mind.
    What bad thing did you do?

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    It was cold but they sure didn't seem to care. Actually the probe was the least of my fears. The kling klings were way worse.
    living on the serious side of life

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    Hi Bluebird! Glad you got back safely. Or as safely as possible under the circumstances.
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBird View Post
    They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
    Too long!
    ​​Like I said. JMO, yo! - Roman
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    Hi Bluebird! Glad you got back safely. Or as safely as possible under the circumstances.
    Hey thanks! Aliens are nothing to mess around with. While I was in captivity I learned that earth worms are actually a superior race to humans and that #### roaches are actually alien creatures sent here to spy on us. Be careful out there!
    living on the serious side of life

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelady View Post
    Too long!
    I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBird View Post
    I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
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    Windows sucks no matter what galaxie you are in! Darn aliens. We have some living amongst on Earth. Glad you made it back, friend.
    ​​Like I said. JMO, yo! - Roman
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBird View Post
    I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
    You'd think aliens would use Apple.
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBird View Post
    They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
    Jeff and Don?

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