On another forum someone asked: What should replace Baltimores removed confederate statues?

[Wishbone]

One suggestion was a small tactical nuke, another a giant bronze Rat.

Suggestions?

 

[Chris0nllyn]

A police van.

 

[PsyOps]

Nothing. Let's not have any reminders of our history. Erase it all so we walk around oblivious to our past good and bad. Anything and everything can be considered offensive in today's America, so let's just avoid any chance that someone might be offended by our history and leave all public space devoid of historical reminders.

 

[Wishbone]

Perhaps one of Martin O'Malley... Robbing and ########### a taxpayer!

 

[RoseRed]

A statue of the Mayor that encourages rioting.

 

[Ken King]

A white flag.

 

[PsyOps]

A statue of the Mayor that encourages rioting.

A statue of the riots.

 

[glhs837]

I case you missed it, there has been a pregnant black lady liberty statue put up.

 

[RoseRed]

A white flag.

That's racist!

 

[Wishbone]

I case you missed it, there has been a pregnant black lady liberty statue put up.

How many chillins?

 

[Monello]

1 of the police cars that was destroyed by the rioters. On the plaque have a smiley face with the text Have A Nice Day.

 

[b23hqb]

Just leave those spaces open for free for all rioting and destruction, any day or time, to destroy whatever they want, with no fear of consequences. I'm sure the former mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake would approve of that.

 

[jazz lady]

A 40 oz'er and a crack pipe.

 

[vraiblonde]

A 40 oz'er and a crack pipe.

With a plaque that reads "Welcome to Charm City"

 

[Wishbone]

With a plaque that reads "Welcome to Charm City, Hun!"

:fixed:

 

[stgislander]

How about a statue of the mother that yanked her son out of the riots on national TV?

 

[vraiblonde]

:fixed:

 

[Toxick]

My picks for replacement statues.

1. Statue of Cal Ripken*
2. Statue of: (pick one)
   • Johnny Unitas
   • Ed Reed
3. Statue of Giant Blue Crab and accompanying tin of Old Bay
4. Statue of: (pick one)
   • Edgar Allen Poe
   • John Waters

I have it on good authority that none of them owned slaves, nor served in the Confederate Army.






*This should be a no-brainer

 

[PJay]

A big bronze pile of poop.

 

[Tech]

A real time clock that says "This many minutes since last murder."