Misheard Lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DB-iWtRv1E
Which part of "...shall not be infringed." do you not understand?
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happier than a puppy with two weenies
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Daughter posted a pic of her holding a gourd and looking pensive so I asked if she was meloncoly....
"I aim to misbehave."
Dear Jazz,
My mom called my cellphone while I was at work.
She asked me, "Where do cantalopes go for the summer?" I'm like, "What? Huh? I don't know."
They go to John Cougar Mellencamps!"
My head still hurts.
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