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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
    Dear Jazz,

    My mom called my cellphone while I was at work.

    She asked me, "Where do cantalopes go for the summer?" I'm like, "What? Huh? I don't know."

    They go to John Cougar Mellencamps!"

    My head still hurts.

    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    You ignored my tread to you the other day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
    Dear Jazz,

    My mom called my cellphone while I was at work.

    She asked me, "Where do cantalopes go for the summer?" I'm like, "What? Huh? I don't know."

    They go to John Cougar Mellencamps!"

    My head still hurts.

    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

  4. #114
    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
    You ignored my tread to you the other day.
    Yes.... yes I did...
    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


    LibertyBeacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    Yes.... yes I did...
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    Why did I click that link... :
    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    Why did I click that link... :
    Curiosity killed the cat.


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