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    Poor Mrs. O'Flynn

    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, Michael Patrick O’Flynn answered his door to find there two grim-faced Constables.

    "We're sorry, Mr. O’ Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" O’Flynn asked.

    The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, Mr. O’ Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

    The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."

    "Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O’ Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"

    The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

    Stunned, Mr. O’ Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"

    The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
    "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." John Adams

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    Originally Posted by littlelady View Post
    I just reported you. You are one scary individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by black dog View Post
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    Why don't you get a custom fit butt plug then?
    Don't f**k with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. ~ Joan Crawford

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    Quote Originally Posted by black dog View Post
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    Better yet, get out your Mandingo strap-on with prostate massage and where it inside out and backward. Then you can scoot around on the carpet and get the excess 90 weight gear oil off your prolapsed rosie and change your name to Brown Dingle Dog.
    Don't f**k with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. ~ Joan Crawford

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    Quote Originally Posted by black dog View Post
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    If you're on a budget, since you're all stocked up on sand just get some Quikcrete and aggregate, have your negro pour it in, jump up and down a few times, and trowel it over. Easy Peasy Japanesy. B!tch Boy
    Don't f**k with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. ~ Joan Crawford

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemma_rae View Post
    Why don't you get a custom fit butt plug then?
    Quote Originally Posted by gemma_rae View Post
    Better yet, get out your Mandingo strap-on with prostate massage and where it inside out and backward. Then you can scoot around on the carpet and get the excess 90 weight gear oil off your prolapsed rosie and change your name to Brown Dingle Dog.
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    If you're on a budget, since you're all stocked up on sand just get some Quikcrete and aggregate, have your negro pour it in, jump up and down a few times, and trowel it over. Easy Peasy Japanesy. B!tch Boy
    LOL... Strike a nerve there KooKooCrackheadsMom?
    Originally Posted by littlelady View Post
    I just reported you. You are one scary individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by black dog View Post
    LOL... Strike a nerve there KooKooCrackheadsMom?
    Damn right she did!
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    Damn right she did!
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    Did you and your son get your restitution paid back yet?
    Originally Posted by littlelady View Post
    I just reported you. You are one scary individual.

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