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    We need a smiley that is holding its nose.....
    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    You can get a new one free when you buy a bottle of blinker fluid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    You can get a new one free when you buy a bottle of blinker fluid.
    Of course you can!
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
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    Dayumn, I had to read this one a couple times before I got it.
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    Argh.
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