Cooking Lessons

GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
Sorry if this has been posted already...still funny even if it is a repeat.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband > calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm
driving.'
 
luvmygdaughters

luvmygdaughters

Well-Known Member
This isnt a joke, but still damn funny, at least to me. When I was a kid staying at my grandparents house for the summer, my grandmother had cooked some steaks for dinner. When my grandfather cut his steak and took a bite, he complained that the steak was tough. He said this every time he took a bite and kept complaining about how tough it was. Finally, the last remark he made was " Bessie, are you sure didnt fry up horsemeat instead of a steak! My grandmother, who I can never remember cussing, replied, "Tom, I dont know if its horsemeat or not, but I do know there is a jackass eating it!"
 
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